‘If Animals Could Speak We’d Probably Eat A Lot Less Of Them’

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'If Animals Could Speak We'd Probably Eat A Lot Less Of Them'The most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are some of the best posts from the last week:

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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rtps8/if_animals_could_speak_wed_probably_eat_a_lot/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">If animals could speak we'd probably eat a lot less of them.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9qpj76/earth_is_a_planet_that_tells_other_planets_if/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Earth is a planet that tells other planets if they are planets or not.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rkcf7/most_parttime_jobs_ironically_want_you_to_have/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Most part-time jobs ironically want you to have full-time availability.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rpope/if_jeff_bezos_the_founder_and_ceo_of_amazon_would/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">If Jeff Bezos, the founder and CEO of Amazon, would have won the 1.5 billion dollar Mega Millions jackpot, his net worth would have only increased by around 1.8%.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rtrjk/ctrl_alt_delete_is_like_threatening_your_computer/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">CTRL ALT DELETE is like threatening your computer to hurry up or else</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rkh1s/there_is_a_whole_generation_where_dre_made_eminem/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">There is a whole generation where Dre made Eminem famous and a whole other generation where Eminem made Dre famous</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rm3x6/ryan_gosling_made_a_movie_about_space_while_not/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Ryan Gosling made a movie about space while not risking his life, and made 66 times more money than Neil Armstrong who actually went to space with the risk of never returning.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9q7gys/we_have_no_problem_wearing_the_same_socks_all_day/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">We have no problem wearing the same socks all day, but once they come off for one second, it’s gross to put them back on.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9r1nx3/maybe_cats_purposely_break_stuff_off_of_shelves/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Maybe cats purposely break stuff off of shelves so that when the owner buys a replacement, they can play in the boxes.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9qxvnr/if_more_people_understood_that_opinions_are/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">If more people understood that opinions are opinions and not facts, a lot less people would hate each other.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9qxr88/any_knight_in_shining_armour_who_expects_a_reward/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Any &quot;knight in shining armour&quot; who expects a reward for saving the damsel in distress isn't a hero. He's a mercenary.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9qkyuu/eraser_companies_are_built_on_your_failures/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Eraser companies are built on your failures.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9r92tw/the_image_used_in_wikipedias_article_on_floppy/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">The image used in Wikipedia's article on floppy disks has a file size too large to fit on a floppy disk.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9rdmok/turning_while_turning_on_your_turn_signal_is_the/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Turning while turning on your turn signal is the equivalent of your mom knocking while turning the door knob</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9puyim/dog_catchers_get_a_bad_rap_in_childrens_movies/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">&quot;Dog catchers&quot; get a bad rap in children's movies, sure they seem evil when chasing the protagonists but we don't get to see them rescuing dogs from backyard breeders and puppy mills</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9ppy0r/condoms_are_made_by_humans_for_humans_to_prevent/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Condoms are made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9pkyyd/as_a_child_going_to_mcdonalds_was_a_victory_but/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">As a child, going to McDonald’s was a victory, but as an adult, it’s a defeat.</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9qssfz/when_playing_a_video_game_easy_mode_is_just_hard/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">When playing a video game, easy mode is just hard mode for the bad guys</a> from
  <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">Showerthoughts</a>
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